Wed
Aug
31
Church. Closes Food Bank. Because it attracts. POOR. PEOPLE.
“Blessed are the poor, for yours is the kingdom of Heav—” oh wait, fuck that. Who wants to deal with icky poor people?!
“Most clients of food banks have not yet come to a sense of personal responsibility in life.” So by all means, stop providing things for them! Just like Jesus taught us: bootstraps, people!
File under “Things that make you go WTF.”